Hack attack smacks Angels off-track with thwack to Nielsen nut sack!
“If you want to know the truth, you make it up.”
As we await the CW’s way more Hispanic, way more gay Dynasty reboot this October, why don’t we go back to the all-white, just a tad gay original ABC primetime soap opera that debuted in 1981.
Attention! Attention fellow American lockdown inmates!