Well, I’m not the kind to kiss and tell, But I’ve been seen with Farrah.
Hack attack smacks Angels off-track with thwack to Nielsen nut sack!
Oh, it’s the same alright. Nothing’s changed on The Love Boat this sophomore season except the guest passenger list and the ever-morphing rationalizations for the rampant sexual harassment plaguing the Pacific Princess. And ain’t you glad they left it alone?
Anchors aweigh and get another bottle of bleach: they don’t call it “The Love Boat” for nothing!