“When you were a little boy, did you want to be what you are now?”
“No.”
“How come, Dad?”
“Well, because I guess when I was a little boy, I didn’t know that one day there would be a little boy like you that I would be the father of.”
“Is that the most important thing you are? A father?”
“That is the most important thing I am.”
“Females are strong as hell!”
And they’d have to be to survive an underground doomsday bunker for 15 years. But does it suck as much as viral social media attention and learning to use a smartphone?
Continue reading ‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ (Season 1): Fish-out-of-water comedy laughs at everyoneNow, what’s a Drunk TV virtual Fall TV season..without some special event television (“We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming tonight because of the f*cking actor’s strike to bring you an NBC Movie Event!”)?
Continue reading ‘Shogun’ (1980): NBC’s blockbuster miniseries premiered 40 years agoWelcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well, the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they’ve turned around.
Who’d have thought they’d lead ya,
Who’d have thought they’d lead ya,
Back here where we need ya?
Back here where we need ya?
Yeah, we tease him a lot,
‘Cause we got him on the spot,
Welcome back.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Did you know there used to be a cult following for this show? Yes, seriously. That surely can’t be the case now, can it?
Continue reading ‘Beauty and the Beast’ (Season 1): Laughably straight-faced ’80s fantasyQuite simply one of the most satisfying TV Westerns ever created.
Continue reading ‘Maverick’ (Season 1): 50s Western was a genre game changerA few years ago, Warner Bros. released Scarecrow and Mrs. King: The Complete First Season, a 5-disc, 21-episode collection of the 1983-1984 premier season of the light, charming action/adventure comedy/romance series starring Kate Jackson and Bruce Boxleitner.
Continue reading ‘Scarecrow and Mrs. King’ (Season 1): Fun, Romantic, Reagan-era spy adventureSorry about that, Chief.
Continue reading ‘Get Smart’ (Season 1): Silly comedy spoofs 60s spy maniaI was aware of Christy when it originally aired on CBS back in 1994, but I never tuned in.
Continue reading ‘Christy’: Fan base for 90s period drama remains strong todayA long time ago, at a DVD review place far, far away (in terms of quality), I wrote a review for Quark, the NBC sci-fi spoof from 1977 that developed a tiny but intensely loyal cult following.
Continue reading ‘Quark’: 70s sci-fi spoof is short-lived, but hugely memorableDon’t you miss the 80s? Don’t they seem like an incredibly free time now?
Continue reading ‘Simon & Simon’ (Season 1): Breezy detective series survives early 80sSurprisingly deft, low-key mystery entertainment.
Continue reading ‘Father Dowling Mysteries’ (Season 1): Calm, undemanding little mysteriesGood Lord the “Joe Hamilton” cuts are finally here! Continue reading ‘Mama’s Family’: Underdog sitcom a flyover country favorite
“All irregularities will be handled by the forces controlling each dimension. Transuranic, heavy elements may not be used where there is life. Medium atomic weights are available: Gold, Lead, Copper, Jet, Diamond, Radium, Sapphire, Silver and Steel…Sapphire and Steel have been assigned.” Continue reading ‘Sapphire and Steel’: Remarkable, obscure, British sci-fi
Well…at the very least, the toys were cool. Continue reading ‘The Rat Patrol’: Uncomplicated, vintage-TV action thrills
We’re looking out for you here at Drunk TV. Continue reading ‘The Odd Couple’ (Season 1): The absolute apex of the sophisticated adult sitcom
We’re looking out for you here at Drunk TV. Continue reading Join us for our first annual Fall TV Celebration!
Have you grown during your deep state-imposed lockdown? Not your waist size. I mean…personally grown? Continue reading ‘The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams’ (Season 1): Charming & innocuous—primitively fun viewing
Screw Gidget—Charlie’s Angels Goes Hawaiian and for five crank it-worthy episodes the fifth and final season of the ABC female detective series is nothing short of a frenzied whack-fest Continue reading ‘Charlie’s Angels’ (Season 5): Introducing Tanya Roberts – the last original Angel
