‘Korg: 70,000 B.C.’: Live action Hanna-Barbera adventure is all about the hunt!

Mavis think Korg good.

Since we’re rapidly slipping back into some sort of new Stone Age (gas is $5 bucks a gallon, my grocery store only sells “Gates Bug Meat,” and my Miller High-Life’s new spokesperson is a reimagined Snagglepuss as an intersext hermaphrodite: “Exit, stage…I’m not sure!”), I think it only prudent to consult the experts on caveman survival: Hanna-Barbera.

By Paul Mavis

A few years back, Warner Bros.’ Archive Collection released Korg: 70,000 B.C. – The Complete Series, a 2-disc, 16-episode collection of the H-B live-action Saturday morning kiddie show that aired on ABC, back in 1974. A surprisingly sober, fact-based—or perhaps more accurately, theory-based—account of a Neanderthal family unit, Korg: 70,000 B.C. stays away from the silliness you might expect from a H-B series on prehistoric cavemen, and keeps focused on a rather relentless storyline of naked survival…and man’s growing awakening into a more (ahem) “civilized” animal.

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70,000 B.C., somewhere on prehistoric Earth, where the game includes lions, wolves, elephants, and deer (…I’d say right around Griffith Park and Franklin Canyon Park, in the heart of L.A.). A small clan of hunter/gatherers cling precariously to life. Their world? A frankly hostile, violent environment of drought, predators, scarce game, hazardous terrain, and other ravenous bands of Neanderthals.

Thoughtful, quiet hunter Korg (Jim Malinda) is the leader of the group. His mate, Mara (Naomi Newman), is in charge of keeping the fire going in their various caves, and for directing the berry, root, and vegetable gathering of their three offspring: teenager Tane (Christopher Man), who now hunts with his father; young Tor (Charles Morteo), who will soon hunt; and Ree (Janelle Pransky), who sticks close to her mother. Rounding out the band is Korg’s younger brother, Bok (Bill Ewing), the group’s amusing storyteller and, by Korg’s account, the group’s best hunter. Life is very simple—and very hard—for the Korg clan. They only have one goal each day: find food.

I absolutely remember ABC’s Korg: 70,000 B.C., back in 1974…because I never watched it. ABC promoted it quite heavily, including their usual merchandising line-up, like lunch boxes and board games (I’m pretty sure I traded an old G.I. Joe for Billy Shambaugh’s Korg ViewMaster discs—a birthday gift he didn’t want), and it always looked pretty cool in the “Coming Up” bumpers when I caught Hong Kong Phooey earlier in the morning. No matter where I was on the dial later at 10:30am, however, there was no way I was going to miss either Shazam! on CBS or Sigmund and the Sea Monsters on NBC. Not for Korg: 70,000 B.C..

Hanna-Barbera, right at the height of their production stranglehold on the Big Three’s Saturday morning lineups, put high hopes on Korg: 70,000 B.C. bumping them into what many in the TV industry thought at the time was the next “big thing” in Saturday morning children’s programming: live action. However, Korg: 70,000 B.C.‘s failure against rival Filmation’s Shazam! pretty much put the kibosh on H-B’s plans for expanding Saturday morning live-action filming (H-B’s next Saturday morning live-action excursion wouldn’t happen for another three years: the less-ambitious Mystery Island segment of their package program, The Skatebirds in 1977).

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ABC, which also bet on Korg being an anchor in their heavily-publicized 1974 “Funshine Saturday” line-up (they even twisted Lee Majors’ Six Million Dollar Man arm to do a prime-time special hawking the kiddie schedule) quickly yanked Korg: 70,000 B.C. off the dial. Back went the reruns of the show it replaced, the animated Lassie’s Rescue Rangers, with Korg: 70,000 B.C. (to my knowledge) never being shown again on the network (considering the times, maybe pajama-clad American kids—fully aware of how tough things were economically and socially for their families—didn’t particularly want to be entertained with the constantly grim “survive-or-die” storylines here).

Too bad, too, because Korg: 70,000 B.C. turns out to be…quite involving for a cheap little Saturday morning kiddie show. H-B apparently wanted this outing to stick as close to the “truth” as the most up-to-date anthropological theories held, so consultants from The American Museum of Natural History, The Los Angeles Museum of Natural History, and The Fuller Theological Seminary (well…Korg and Mara weren’t “married,” you know…) were engaged to give the scriptwriters clues to constructing more realistic storylines.

Now, do I think that Neanderthal man lived this way, not only in the physical recreations of his hunting/gathering activities but also in the moral/ethical manner depicted here? Who knows. I’m no scientist. All Korg: 70,000 B.C. has to do is entertain me. I didn’t—and don’t—watch a show like Korg: 70,000 B.C. to write a thesis paper. But clearly, the somber, relentlessly realistic tone of Korg: 70,000 B.C. differs from what you’d expect it to be, particularly coming from H-B (you won’t find any Flintstones woolly mammoths acting as dishwashers, shrugging their shoulders and dead-panning to the audience: “Eh, it’s a living,”).

Indeed, you might see that cover shot on the Archive Collection DVD case and go in expecting to laugh at Korg: 70,000 B.C.. But right from the start, with the cool opening pan to a dusky prehistoric sky, and those unnerving Planet of the Apes-like hunting horns wailing on the soundtrack, you get the feeling the show is going to track in a different groove. Using Burgess Meredith as the show’s narrator to explain certain plot points and elaborate a bit on Neanderthal habits and behavior (“Neanderthal man left no written records of his history. Just some bones, tools, and burial mounds. This story is based upon assumptions and theories drawn from these artifacts. It might have happened in 70,000 B.C.,”), further gives Korg: 70,000 B.C. a docu-drama feel that’s unexpected.

Like Hanna-Barbera’s other prehistoric entry for 1974, the equally entertaining—and animated—Valley of the Dinosaurs, Korg: 70,000 B.C. uses quite a bit of situational action to drive the plots, with one motif firmly rooting each and every entry: the Korg family must eat…or die. And from that strict focus, the show develops a surprising amount of tension across the episodes as we immediately put ourselves in the characters’ places, wondering how they’re going to successfully hunt, day after day…or starve.

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The individual scenarios are also firmly rooted in realistic depictions of the obstacles Neanderthal man might have faced. A drought drives away the animals…so the Korgs must follow them. A forest fire drives away the animals…so they must cross a river to better hunting grounds (and invent the raft by necessity).

Korg: 70,000 B.C. doesn’t just settle for realistic storylines and setups; it treats them, through the direction and performances, in an equally unexploitive, naturalistic fashion. In Tor’s First Hunt, we’re given lots of cool action as Tor shows he has the makings of a good hunter. Once a kill is made, we think everything is fine…until the hunters have to defend their meat from a hungry predator. When we think they’ve eluded their hunter, Korg falls over a cliff and hurts his leg. It just never lets up in Korg.

The struggle for survival is constant in Korg: 70,000 B.C., and that struggle is presented in a refreshingly straight, naturalistic manner: no silly grunting or overly-stereotypical “caveman talk” (the performances are particularly good, including Jim Malinda and Naomi Newman). When Korg: 70,000 B.C. treads onto moral/ethical waters, it presents its little fables in a way that’s the opposite of Filmation’s openly lecturing tone (Shazam!‘s end-of-episode “Morals”).

In The Picture Makers, runaway mute Moon can “talk” with pictures—an astounding revelation to the Korgs. However, Korg is not sure Moon should stay because he can’t hunt—if you can’t pull your weight in Neanderthal times…you’re out. And the number one rule of the Neanderthals, as Burgess Meredith intones several times, is survival at all costs. When Moon’s father comes to retrieve him, we think everything is fine…but the episode offers no resolution. Maybe the father will let Moon live…and maybe he won’t. As with all the Korg: 70,000 B.C. episodes, such ethical considerations are important, at the time, but nothing supersedes the hunt.

Of course, there will be scenes in Korg: 70,000 B.C. that will seem silly to more modern viewers, jarring them out of the solid suspense scenes that dominate the majority of screen time. However, these moments—fake bear suits and goofy spiders—are few and far between, and no doubt the result of a relatively paltry Saturday morning production budget (on the opposite side, the actors’ make-up is big-screen Planet of the Apes-worthy, with believable brow and teeth prosthetics). Considering its humble origins, those few shaky moments, and its undoubtedly hurried production schedule, Korg: 70,000 B.C. turns out to be a surprisingly effective show. Too bad I missed it all those Saturday mornings ago.


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7 thoughts on “‘Korg: 70,000 B.C.’: Live action Hanna-Barbera adventure is all about the hunt!”

  1. i remember this series, but i don’t think I ever watched it. Like you I was watching something else (SIGMUND, not SHAZAM). This series looked pretty grim to me, but HB did put a lot of work into it.


      1. Wow! You’ve played the board game too? I don’t recall ever playing a board game based on a tv show, but I still have my WALTONS game that my grandmother gave me, though I’ve never played it. I was never much of a fan of the show growing up (though I have more respect for it now and saw a couple of its tv movies), and a friend of mine (who didn’t like the show either) said the object of the game should’ve been to be the first “to encourage John-Boy to shut up”. 🙂

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